This chick/bird/slut is utterly wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' like a mess. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Wul Tight an' Badmind Bashment

Dis yah music a pure heat, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem spin di songs like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go crazy. Dem a dance pon di floor all night long. Is a pure vibe, yuh feel mi?

• Prepare fi some wicked riddims from di likes of Sean Paul.
• Bring most comfortable shoes, 'cause yuh a go be moving non-stop .
• Stay tuned fi a proper dancehall experience.

Skanking to the Beat of Shell Shock

The bass slaps like a riot, and the beat is wicked. The crowd, a sea of skankers, lose themselves totally possessed. The air is thick with electricity.

This ain't no dance floor; this is Badmind Shell, and they are the madness.

This Skankin' Skankin' Spree

Get ready to unleash your inner skater click here and prepare for a blast of a time at the fabled Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary bash, it's a full-on frenzy of beat-pumpin' tunes that'll leave you wobblin'.

• Brace Yourselves for a ordeal of the best punk bands this side of the Mississippi
• Slip on most outrageous getup and skank your way to the front of the dance floor!
• Savor a selection of wicked grub that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

Don't miss out on this totally rad experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a tale you'll never forget!

Dem Bad Vibes, Tight Up Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi spread bad vibes, mek di whole place feel heavy. But we nah get caught up to dat, yuh hear? We gotta stay strong and keep our own style tight.

It's all about perspective, bredda. We gotta stay true. When people come with dem bad energy, just ignore it. Don't give it power. Just keep it moving.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own well-being. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and spread good energy.

Skanking Through Shell, Defying Badmind

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.